Unapologetic
The vodka doesn’t exist, yet.
But, the merchandise store does.
Because HR loves paperwork.


About the Brand
We sell mugs, shirts, and whatever else we feel like making. It’s printed on demand, ships quick, and shows up at your door. There’s no big story here. We thought it would be fun to slap designs on shit, so we did.
You pay, we print, you get your stuff.
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Customer Reviews
Why so serious?
"I bought a shirt, and now people actually talk to me. What a concept!"
Gertie Daffney
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