ABOUT KLITZENTITZ
The brand you want to talk about. Just not at family dinner.
Klitzentitz started as a throwaway, a late-night joke about naming conventions gone wrong. Then it stuck. The kind of name that makes you hesitate for half a second before you try to pronounce it. And then can’t wait to share with that one friend you know will appreciate the joke.
Some brands are built for market share.
Klitzentitz is built for anyone who loves walking the line between clever and absolutely not safe for HR emails. We turned an idea nobody should have taken seriously into a store, a story, and maybe a little bit of a movement. All because we couldn’t resist pushing the joke a step further.
What you’ll find here:
- Items that don’t just let you get away with something, they practically dare you to try.
- Zero apologies for bad ideas, risky names, or the awkward pause before a punchline.
- An open invitation to join the handful of people who actually get it.
You’re not just buying a shirt or reading a blog. You’re participating in the world’s slowest, weirdest, most self-aware branding experiment. Stick around. The best stories are the ones you can’t tell your grandma.